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Tue Oct 20, 2009, 1:53 PM
  • Mood: Dumbfounded
  • Listening to: my mom
  • Reading: glory field
  • Watching: wallflower
  • Playing: okami
  • Eating: ramen
  • Drinking: milk
i saw this in :iconangel-moonlightwolf: 's jornal
i was amazed at our own stupidity...

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense,” who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:



- knowing when to come in out of the rain;

- the early bird gets the worm;

- life isn’t always fair; and

- maybe it was my fault.



Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.


It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.


Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.


Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.


Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, “Truth” and “Trust,” by his wife, “Discretion,” by his daughter, “Responsibility,” and by his son, “Reason.”


He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers – “I Know My Rights,” “I Want It Now,” “Someone Else Is To Blame,” and “I’m A Victim.”


Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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  • Interests: cats,art,anime
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:iconangel-moonlightwolf:
Cute icon, Kirara is so adorable <3

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
:iconwolfgirl365:
Check this out! Its something you love, and something I love: [link]

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You called me a bitch? Oh a bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark grows on trees, and trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment!
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Kenzie its Me Dyani!
I made a new account for another one of my stories! mY OWN VERSION OF wARRIORS! (Stupid caps lock!)
No i didnt get rid of my Wolfgirl account, I just made another one!

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WARRIORS
The New Clans
:iconstelthfire:
yo!

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[link]
<---- click please
:iconstrongstar:
Yowy, yo, yo, yo! yo-yo! *it goes up, then down, then back up, then back down!!!*

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WARRIORS
The New Clans
:iconyoukaibanban:
wow i never really thot that someone would actually like it thatnks ^^

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WAACHAA!
:iconstelthfire:
your welcome.i love surpriseing people. (even if it was unintentional)

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[link]
<---- click please
:iconwolfgirl365:
Key Kenzie!!! Im having a Deathberry contest again, go to my jounral to check it out!

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You called me a bitch? Oh a bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark grows on trees, and trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment!
:iconcaptainsponge:
Thanks for the fav!

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Animator by day, animator at night!
But in his spare time he's, well, probably sleeping
:iconwolfgirl365:
lol funny: [link]

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You called me a bitch? Oh a bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark grows on trees, and trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment!

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